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Giant chocolate rice crispy cakes to commemorate the amazing height of Neil.
Dad: Lets make some Neil cakes, monk.
Flobbers: Ok. That guy's a bloody giant. It's a wonder he doesn't smash his head through the roof.
Dad: You've got that right, he's 5 feet 10 inches you know.
Flobbers: Whoooaaa!
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Neil Armstrong's second cousin 2 removed. He didn't quite get to the moon but he gives the moon at a male strip club.
"Hey do you know Neil Legstrong?"
"Yea he's got a nice moon."
Someone who had a vital role in creating one of the greatest pieces of media of all time, who then skullfucks the sequel and makes one of the most nonsensical story.
"Oh that's Neil Druckmann!"
"Yeah, that is the guy that ruined 7 years of anticipation and payed off media companies to create fake reviews and shame people who criticize his game."
"Cool."
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The only astronaut who's name you know.
Neil Armstrong and uhh...
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v. To hum at a certain frequency for a period of 0.3 seconds in order to test a sound sensitive electronic circuit.
May also include the infamous 'Helloooo~' to get a long sound wave to look at.
Often hilarious to watch.
My circuit got Neil Tested! He was saying 'Hellooo' for an entire minute before realizing the oscilloscope was disconnected! ROFL
When a human specimen named Neil’s father orgasms in disappointment
Oh Neil
Ohhhhh Neil you really should be revising
Neil turkendicular: Neil Turk left back !!!!
Neil Turks dad: OHHH NEIL !!
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The lead vocalist of the hugely popular hair metal band Motley Crue. He is constantly being followed by groupies and was hot back in the day. Now he has reunited with his band and his looks have gone pretty much downhill.
Jenna slept with Vince Neil over a hundred times back in the 1980s!
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