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Watching a film alone on Netflix and denying it, then getting busted when spouse checks your Recently Watched list.
"I got caught committing Netflix Adultery when my husband found out I'd watched The Bourne Legacy after he fell asleep."
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Netflix and chill is a slang word used to say you wanna fuck
Me:babe let’s watch Netflix and chill
Him:ok I’ll get the condoms
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When you watch Netflix alone, surrounded by food and end up ruing your sheets for a different reason.
"What brings you to Bed, Bath and Beyond today sir?"
"I was just having a netflix and spill ."
"Say no more. Single sized sheets are in the back."
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When you wanna netflix and chill but your girl is on her period so you gotta netflix and cuddle but congrats bro she isn't pregnant
Jordan:hey babe wanna netflix and chill today?
Stacey: I'm on my period boo we can Netflix and cuddle instead
Jordan: damn okay, at least you aren't pregnant
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When you watch the first minute of classic, cerebral, artsy, or documentary movies on your Netflix so it posts the titles to your facebook feed; making you look good to your friends and family.
Wow Sam is watching a lot of great political documentaries on Netflix; I didn't know he was so educated. Or is he just Netflix Stacking?
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When a person watches a lot of shows on netflix in a row. Just like binge drinking.. But not bc it's netflix
I just got dumped so I'm going to Netflix binge
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When people get together to watch Netflix. But instead of engaging in sexual acts, they do drugs. Usually associated with drug dealers.
Crackhead 1: You up for Netflix and Pill later?
Crackhead 2: No thanks, I already had a hardcore session earlier