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Someone who goes around and makes stupid Facebook groups about friends as a joke.
matt :yo man that wild-otter kid on my bus is such a fag
mark : yeah and hes really tall too..what a fag
mark :hey..we should make a group on Facebook about how he got his porch shit on cause no one likes him
matt : yeah dude that would be sweet i just don't want to be The Newt..you know?
mark :thats cool..i already have leukemia hair, so i can do it
matt :word
Anal sex move that involves marshmallow fluff, caramel syrup and an M&M insterted in the head of the penis.
So, after I gave her the angry newt, I got an infection in my urethra from the candy coating. M&M's apparently don't just melt in your mouth.
A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.
Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?
Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?
A fetus. Most often referring to a fetus in the 1st trimester.
"Look, I got a coot newt and I'm not sure who the father is."
Hold you penis...hold your horses
Aww come on hurry up! Hold your newt! I'm coming
An old engineering term meaning 'not properly aligned' now meaning 'slightly bonkers' or someone who thinks differently.
He is a newt shot that one, off his head crazy.