A toxic or asshole person typically referring to a partner or significant other.
“Dude I married such a fucking newt”
A blonde surfer boy from the beaches and loves having sex with anything that walks especially older girls. He loves a good old romp and loves a bit of dynamic mint.
How are ya Newts?
Hey look, Newts is over there!
A person from Northeast Philadelphia who is white trash (Northeast White Trash).
Did you see Alicia’s wedding party? What a bunch of NEWTs!
A fetus. Most often referring to a fetus in the 1st trimester.
"Look, I got a coot newt and I'm not sure who the father is."
A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.
Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?
Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?
Anal sex move that involves marshmallow fluff, caramel syrup and an M&M insterted in the head of the penis.
So, after I gave her the angry newt, I got an infection in my urethra from the candy coating. M&M's apparently don't just melt in your mouth.
Hold you penis...hold your horses
Aww come on hurry up! Hold your newt! I'm coming