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Doing a Nigel

Being part of a brew making rota and then making yourself one but nobody else for your own convenience. Inspired by Nigel's actions in the office.

Jade: "Have you just made yourself a brew and nobody else"
Stephen: "Yes"
Jade: "I'm sick of you doing a Nigel"

by steste12345 September 30, 2009

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Nigel routine

Doing exactly the same thing at exactly the same time everyday, such as watching last nights documentary/newsnight on BBC iplayer on lunch hours. Inspired by Nigel's actions in the office (every day).

Dawn: "I'm bored of doing the same thing every day and being so predictable"
Neil: "You're stuck in a Nigel routine!"

Stephen: "I go out too much and spend too much money on dinner times!"
Neil: "Why don't you try a Nigel routine?"

by steste12345 April 26, 2010

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angry nigel

an angry black person

fucking hell speedy was an angry nigel today

by potchyy January 30, 2008

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Nigel Farage

Massive twat, leader of the United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP).

He is such a Nigel Farage.

by TorinCB May 10, 2014

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Nigel Tufnel

Nigel Tufnel is the guitar player with the legendary British rock band Spinal Tap. His solo's are his trademark, and he's famous for his Marshall stack that "goes to 11" (unlike most amplifiers which only go as far a 10).

Rumour has it Tufnel is really the American actor Christopher Guest.

1. Nigel Tufnel is famous for his solo's
2. You're not as confused as Nigel Tufnel
3. Nigel Tufnel: "These go to 11".

by Nigel Tufnel December 2, 2004

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Nigel Farage

Hypocrite

The leader of UKIP wants to get rid of immigrants working in the UK while employing his German wife as a secretary - what a Nigel Farage

by _fuck_ukip_ April 29, 2014

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nigel hipster

Anyone who listens to black metal, death metal; speed metal; thrash metal; or any form of metal for ironic reasons, or because they find it humorous. This termed was coined by the incredibly brilliant Azentrius of the Chicago band Nachtmystium. Its original meaning was presumably directed initially at spectators at a black metal show. Currently, nigel hipsters can be found in most cities that have less developed local metal scenes--generally cities where the hipster, fixter, hipster douche, bourgeois hipster fuck quotient is at a such critical mass that it forces hipsters to frequent bars that traditionally cater to aficionados of genre music. Austin, Tx; Kansas City, Mo; Boston; San Francisco, etc.

"I read recently that The Sword were put together by a record company to cash in on the current "Nigel Hipster"/Southern Lord/Necro clawzzzzzz/tight jeans and cardigans style of metal that's getting mad press/mad props from indie kids/Vice."

by Lostradamus June 18, 2008

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