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When fuck things up so bad that you can't figure out WTF you did. Then get frustrated with world!
Damn I have been Nigeled and Now I hate you.
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To be Nigeled signifies the state induced by drinking alcoholic beverages from 10 am until 10 am the next day whilst having sex with at least 12 females within that short time frame.
"Oh mate, I went to tape last night and got absolutely nigeled "
"How many females did you have a sexual intercourse with that night ?”
"Not sure, I believe 34"
" Nice, you were indeed nigeled "
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An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
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When you do something by yourself. The art of being a nigel.
Alex: Hey, where are you? *on the phone*
Me: I'm studying in the library bro.
Alex: Ahh, is anyone else with you?
Me: Nah. I'm totally nigelated man. :(
Alex: Haha you nigel!!
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Compassionate. Friendly but sometimes bully. Has difficulty in expressing her feelings vocally. Hates confontations. Willing to sacrifice everything for love. Masochist.
To be excluded from a group
I believe it came from Australia
Often used by young people in US to mean someone is/was excluded from a group usually as soft punishment
He's been so nigellated, he never even asks to go with us anymore.
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