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Insincere platitude. The phrase your boss or friends use when they know you're either hungover or faking illness to get out of work/class/etc. Also used by the same individuals when they're pissed off that you really *are* sick and your absence is inconvenient.
"Hey Sharon, I've got a massive case of explosive diarrhea. I probably shouldn't cook burgers today."
"Okay Jake. Feel better."
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A stupid thing that a wife can say to a guy after she withheld sex from him for a week.
Guy: Blows his nut (after working his ass off to provide for his family all week). Wife: Oh my God that was great! All better? Guy: Lets go again!!!
(N) Better Butter (bettah buttah). The term used to describe natural pleasurable or pleasing orifice juice utilized for lubrication during sexual acts.
(Adj) Better Butter-ish. The term to describe an act was quality & approved grade a Better Better.
Sentence: Oh I know that couple must stay together because of their obvious use of better butter. I want me some that Bettah Buttahhhh!!
Popular person, the cool one, which only hangs out with people like itself.
-"Peter has never spoken to us since first grade."
-"Why are you so astonished, he's ultimately a better twin."
The way one refers to their SO since their SO sex organs are better than their own hand, fingers, and so on for sexual gratification.
Paul: "Yeah, Ally is just the best all around."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."
(1) A raw, uncontrollable force so sexually attractive that it defies all explanation and reasoning.
Not even Walshy can resist the sexual powers of Better Breakfast.