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A moment in which someone slaps another across the face, and the reciever does nothing about it. Originated from the fact that Orlando Bloom looks like he would do nothing if he took a cock slap to the face.
He was acting like a bitch so I Orlando Bloomed him
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The modern day hearttrob...of gay men.
The gay men love Orlando Bloom.
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1) A multi-gender term. Mostly used to describe womenish men, but very often defines women who attract quite a few preteen girls and are thus believed to be men.
2) Someone who looks gay, acts gay, sounds gay, and smells gay; but, for some bizarre reason, isn't.
3) An actor with no talent who gains roles based on either a previously very successful film (carried entirely by talented actors, and still nearly destroyed by him) or his massive preteen girl fanbase (an Orlando Bloom fangirl can be defined by her ugly face, forty half-naked posters of the "actor", Myspace dominated by various media centered on Orlando Bloom, squealing, grunting, and her knack for arguing in the defense of Orlando Bloom in all situations- especially his sexual preferences- and votes 'down' on all Urban Dictionary entries stating the truth about him, like this one.)
1) Squeee! Orlando Bloom! She's so hot!
2) "Should we Orlando Bloom this film?" "Sure, Ang Lee, whatever you want."
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A mediocre actor that the ladies adore because of their bisexual tendencies.
Orlando Bloom: Bend your ears to the distance, friends. I sense great danger approch...ing...uh, line please.
Peter Jackson: Cut! Approaching on the northern wind! For crying out loud, Bloom, that's your only line in the movie. How do you keep screwing that up?
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Johnny Orlando is a Canadian teen singer. He started off as a youtuber, and as he grew up he became a singing sensation! There is a rumour saying that he’s dating Mackenzie Ziegler, but the truth is he is dating a girl in toronto named Lauren. Don’t @ me
Do you see that hot guy, he’s like Johnny Orlando
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An overrated actor by his fangirls, and a truly hated actor by the critics. He's had 3 flops in a row now yet his career will survive because Johnny Depp will keep him a float with POTC.
Attracts rabid fangirls who have an unrationale hate for his girlfriend.
Also attracts rabid fangirls and fanboys who will believe till their dying day that he's gay.
He's not gay, he's not talented, yes he's attractive, but no he's never going to sleep with you, he's just Orlando Bloom.
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TNA's version of the Monteal Screwjob which in Kurt Angle was screwed by A.J."Styling and Profiling" Styles, done because Bret Hart signed a contract with WWE
TNA President: We need more ratings!
Intern: Why done we have a Montreal Screwjob of our own?
TNA President: Done!
Intern: Why done we make it extremely obvious?
TNA President: We'll call it the Orlando Screwjob!
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