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Whilst recieving a blow job sing the Australian national anthem.
As Sheila bent over to suck my cock I started singing the Australian national anthem I knew I was going to enjoy this first of many Ozzy Blowjobs.
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Pushing a frozen sausage up a partners anus, and once defrosted, cooking and eating, flame grilled is always the way of choice. (a slight frozen sausage between to buns before being devoured.
I had an ozzie Phil at the the family bbq the weekend.
The new CEO of microsoft. Many hope that Ray will "Fix the house that bill built". (As quoted from WIRED magazine.)
"I shure hope that Ray Ozzie knows what he's doing, microsoft is already in hot water!"
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even though he is my boy bsf its hard not to catch feelings for him. he is really sweet and he will never make you do anything that you dont feel comfortable doing. i like him alot but my mom is not letting me ever have a bf relationship with him... so lets hide it and lets go !!!
A term used to describe a shot in the game of golf. It is a tee shot taken with a driver that does not travel further than 190 yards. The person who hit the shot, however, will claim he has “piped it”. Typically they will be pleased with their shot despite the pathetic distance it has traveled.
Golfer 1: I absolutely ripped that drive!
Golfer 2: Not really mate, that was an Ozzie Bomb.
Adjective used for a chunky house
That house has quite the Ozzy vibe !
v. to go fucking nuts, to spaz out, to lose your mind and flail your arms and legs and then to kick some serious ass.
Oh shit, he's going to go ozzy. Look out!
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