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Jerry Springer with a PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper).
Dr Phil's "patients" are just a richer white trash than Springer's.
Keep out of this asshole! Who the fuck do you think you are? Dr fucking Phil?
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Our tol gay smol bean british boi gods.
Person 1: who are the youtubers Dan and Phil?
Person 2: my british tol boi gods.
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The baddest motherfucking Agent is SHIELD and Director there is. Madly in love with one woman, Melinda May
Daisy: Damn you’re such a Phil Coulson
May: I know, I’m also banging him
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a talking penis with a mustache
the other day my mom was watching dr.phil and i almost sploded in horror
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A guy with a doctorates with an ability to pull advice out of his ass
"Please buy my new book,' More Advice puled out of my ass'" -Dr Phil
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Phil Swift is a salesperson who became an online popularity after advertising his products such as flex seal and flex tape.
Some of his online work is very popular, such as the videos where he saws boats in half and fixes them back together with the flex products.
Phil swift is a very admirable character and we all love him.
Phil is so god like, that I worship him every morning; he is my idol.
<3 We love you Phil
Written by Niamh Edwards.
“ Phil Swift is like a god to me.”
“Hello! I’m Phill Swift.”
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Will's big fat 6'2" uncle on "Fresh Prince of Belair". He was raised out in the country became a lawyer and got filthy rich. He's the father of 4 kids; Hillary Banks, Carlton Banks, Ashley Banks, and Nicky Banks. Uncle Phil is a man of character and doesnt take any bs so on almost every episode you can see he always on the verge of beating the hell out of Will.
Will: "Oh my God Uncle got Dunlap Syndrome!"
Uncle Phil: "Whats that?"
Will: "It's when your stomach dun lapped ova your belt."
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