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When celebrities adopt third-worlders for kudos
Angelina takes her child-pet out for some media whoring
The act of turning penises into pets, as done by witches in the 15th century.
Peasant 1- Oh No my penis is gone.
Peasant 2- It's probably that witch penis petting again.
A movie that in its original form was awesome and wicked scary, but they totally butchered it in the remake!
Hey Jess you seen the original Pet Cemetery, how does this compare? Total DUD!!!! They should give us our freakin' money back!
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Someone whose treatment by others resembles the situation of the house slave
My children treat me like a pet nigger
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A name used between people who are romantically involved, usually playful and related to some personal experience or quality. Probably sounds like nonsense to anyone else hearing it.
"Hey, Marshmellow, come here" pet name being Marshmellow
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When an upper classman (such as a junior or a senior) adopts the new addition to the school, a freshman. Pet freshmans are a joy to have and can help you through sticky situations. Upper classman usually argue over who's pet freshman is better.
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Junior (Miranda): CALLIE, MY AMAZING PET-FRESHMAN I HOPE THIS COUNTS AS AN EXTRA-AWESOME BIRTHDAY GIFT! I mean getting put in an example for urban dictionary? whats more badass then that?
Pet-Freshman (Callie): OMG MIRANDA YOU'RE SUCH AN AWESOME JUNIOR ITS RIDICULOUS! THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!
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Senior (Michael): Man, my stupid pet freshman blows. i should have chosen someone cool like Callie.
Pet-Freshman (Conor): But Michael i tried so-ooo penny! *runs away*
ex3
Junior/Senior: Pet Freshman! Go kill the other pet freshman!
Pet Freshman: KAH-MAY-HA-MAY-HAAAA! *pet freshman dies*
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