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The act of orally stimulating the female genitals.
As soon as I get your knickers off, I'm gonna dine out at the poontang cafe all night long.
One who punches a female in the poontang.
Look! I'ts the Poontang Puncher! RUUUUN.
Astronaut orange juice in instant powder form that can be mixed with water and make a tasty and refreshing drink. (according to Brett Kavanaugh)
Hey Squee, want to lift weights tonight and then get some poontang?
That one word for sex that is better than all the others. Probably because it is just so fun to say.
"Hey man, you gonna get some POONTANG tonight"
"I sure fuckin' hope so"
A natural scent in accordance with a woman’s pH balance that both excites human beings and turns them off at the same time.
Even animals have a voracious appetite for human poontang. Human females must take extra caution around randy unfixed male canines if the vagina is particularly exposed.
Poontang “pheromones” are known to excite human males to a state of frenzied sexual arousal, this despite women who otherwise have a foul smelling vagina. The craving for human poontang is so strong; human males often find themselves gorging on a woman’s vagina for several minutes. Human female ejaculation directly affects the volume and consistency of Poontang greatly enhancing the experience of the person tasting it.
Poontang is considered an “acquired taste” that seems to get more desirable over time. Poontang is often enjoyed more in the 5th, 6th, and even 7th decades of life.
Poontang is sometimes referred to as “poon” for short. Some feel that poontang has a slightly “twangy” taste as opposed to a “tangy” taste.
Man, I’ll tell you what, last night I was seriously in the mood for poontang. My wife’s pussy tasted like a chocolate eclair! She came all over my face and I licked every last drop from her big hairy pussy. That shit was delicious!!
Vagina. Relating to South-East Asian women generally, specifically Vietnamese.
'Gon get me some poontang this evening.