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Your #1 source for all that is not news. If you are utterly dying to know what color Miley Cyrus' shit was on Tuesday or felt that you would not die happy unless you found out once and for all how drunk Lindsay Lohan got after she partied in LA without a bra, then this is the site for you!!!
The Kardashians are so talented! I know; I read it in the Huffington Post.
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Only person in the world who masters being rich and homeless at the same time
Guy: Yooo its Post Malone
Girl: Is he rich or broke??
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A post on social media that contains no context and remains unclear and confusing to most if not all of the readers. The OP (Original Poster) usually makes a Vague Post to gain attention by having people comment below to ask what the post is about. Vague Posts are usually best ignored. If you can't let it go, comment with "That's a vague post" and link to its definition on Urban Dictionary.
YOUR VAGUE POST FRIEND POSTS: "Well, I'm not doing THAT again."
YOU COMMENT: "Not doing *what* again?"
SOMEONE ELSE COMMENTS: "Are you okay?"
ANOTHER PERSON COMMENTS: "What happened?"
YOUR VAGUE POST FRIEND REPLIES HOURS LATER: "Ugh, it's not even worth getting into."
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The destroyer of plebian arguments on the internet.
Whenever some degeneracy takes place in a comment section from a weak male tell him to Post Physique to support his arguments.
Many people think they hard, but they don't even have the dedication to take care of themselves. Strong body physique resembles stable, healthy mind. In healthy body, healthy mind/spirit.
You can't expect for someone to be an alpha male and to have weak physique.
If your physique passes the Post Physique test, your argument is valid and confirmed as truthful.
Yo dude we are only alpha males in this group chat on Discord! You don't stand a chance!
-really? Post Physique man :)
(random forum user) Bro i get all the girls!
- Just Post Physique bruh :)
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A logical fallacy in which one event is said to be the cause of a later event simply because it occurred earlier. From the Latin, short for post hoc, ergo propter hoc, "after this, therefore because of this."
Basically: A occurred, then B occurred. Therefore, A caused B.
Post Hoc: Roosters crow just before the sun rises. Therefore, roosters crowing causes the sun to rise.
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Anything posted online that shows conspiring or premeditated planning of criminal activity.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Federal Government “Feds” in a criminal prosecution case.
Hey bro, let’s go to D.C. and waste all the Politicians. Yo! Stop fed posting, we don’t want a knock at the door comes by an alphabet agency.
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(noun) - When someone makes a comment regarding a post on Facebook or tweet that you completely forget about.
Jody: So did you end up all wet this weekend?
Chuck: Excuse me?
Jody: Yeah you facebooked it was raining at your cabin.
Chuck: Ohh riggghhhhttt... Sorry, Post-Amnesia
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