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the worst possible thing one can think of. usually involving a coach named mark that likes to punish you which is slightly offset by the hot girls there. one especially catches my attention. never go to swim practice!!!
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When one first discovers they are lesbian, and has to practice making their new girlfriend cum as they are unsure what to do. This should be undertaken several times a day until the technique has been perfected.
1st lesbian: To the left a bit, a bit harder
2md lesbian: Is that ok?
1st lesbian: Emmmmm..... think you need some more gush practice
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A blowjob
Person 1: Hey where were you?
Person 2: I was at flute practice
1) Code for a circle jerk. When a group of males sit in a circle, jerking each other off.
2) Discrete manner to convey the message and/or the invitation of a circle jerk in the company of strangers.
Steve told his wife Laura that he will have to work late Friday night at his firm for a practice group event knowing she wouldn't catch on that he will be involved in a circle jerk with his colleagues. Steve felt pretty smug that he told his wife what he was really doing but she wouldn't recognize the phrase.
Used in a pool.
When swimming and trying to splash someone, bringing your legs to the surface of the water and splashing, thereby giving the other person a very hydrating time in the pool.
"I think I'll practice my kicking right here."
"This is a nice place to practice my kicking."
"I believe I need to practice my kicking."
"You know, I think that a good strategy in Pool Tag is to practicing kicking when you are about to get caught."
Trying to be stupid while talking to an evil clown hooker with multicolored hair and a white and purple outfit. This works better if you’re voiced by Keith Silverstein and if you’re a big red troll with an Afro and a caveman costume. (Surprise surprise, he’s also voiced by Keith Silverstein)
What do you want, Rascal? I was right in the middle of belching practice! This better be good!
— The Big Red Troll Bitch
You're an idiot if you're not doing at least that
Every idiot knows that less form fields is a best practice