Jerry Pregnancy

When your girlfriend goes and gets pregnant on accident off of another guy, even though she was going out with you and having sex with you. Usually because she was cheating.

Guy: What the f*** dude! you said you wouldn't get your girlfriend pregnant, and now you broke up with her too!

Friend: For a good reason, it was a jerry pregnancy.

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pregnancy-to-go

when u start sniffin panites and you get so horny you bust wood so then u start whackin it on the banties... when she then puts them on and walks she becomes impregnated

Brian with Kristina's thong....good luck Kristina with that new baby of yours

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Pregnancy Fetish

Typically where a woman has an overriding urge to become pregnant as often and as many times as possible. Women with this fetish will shun birth control and almost never want their partners to pull out. Many women do not even care if the partner wishes to remain in the relationship with the child, it is purely about producing more children. Some choose to keep the newborns themselves, others turn them over to their fathers, and still others just put them up for adoption.

Melisha once again was in the throes of passion with a new man. His name was Michael, a dark haired body builder she’d met at her gym. After a brief talk, she’d convinced him to help her get pregnant again. He probably wouldn’t have agreed to it, except that Melisha offered him a contract to where he could in no way be held liable for the Child’s upbringing. And now they’d been at it for the past hour. Melisha smiled as she and her new lover both approached climax. She couldn’t wait for a new baby to be planted in her womb.

Suddenly, Michael tensed up and groaned deeply. Melisha quickly threw her dark form back into his groin, trying hard not to spill a drop. She felt Michael’s member begin to swell and pulse as he dug his fingers deep into her hips, and she felt a familiar train of thought enter her mind.

There’s a man’s cock pulsing inside me.

Hopefully making me pregnant, making me a mother once more.

Casual and unprotected sex.

Michael groaned as he began to dump the contents of his balls deep inside this beautiful black woman. Melisha reached back and gently cupped his balls as he came, whispering “Please, put a beautiful mixed baby in my belly. Give me all you have!” His next few spurts felt stronger and heavier. Eventually tho, he fell limp and slid out of her. She smiled: with any luck, his sperm was already digging its way inside her fertile egg.
A good example of Pregnancy Fetish.

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Schrodinger’s Pregnancy

When a couple are trying to get pregnant but even after several years of them being intimate, they couldn't get pregnant only to find out that they have been doing it in the wrong hole.

The doctor told her she's going through schrodinger’s pregnancy.

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vindictive pregnancy

When a husband comes home from sea or overseas work after a year and finds the wife pregnant. It is called a vindictive pregnancybecause "someone else has had it in for him"

My mates missus has been shagging around while my mate has been away and has a vindictive pregnancy as someone else has had it in for him

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Led Pregnancy

When you shoot a women point blank in the stomach with a shotgun, filling her stomach up with led pellets.

That bitch got out of hand so I had to give her a led pregnancy.

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Pregnancy Glow

A phrase people use when trying to compliment a pregnant woman, typically to make them feel less ugly/fat that hardly anybody understands.

Larry: Did you see Kathy's baby bump?
Susan: Yes! she's got that pregnancy glow.
Larry: Oh...ummmm.... *awkward pause*....yeah she looks...good?
Susan: I know right! I wish I looked that good when I was pregnant.
*awkward pause*

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