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What happens when a man is jacking off and he cums, and it spurts out and lands right in his belly-button.
Guy: "Hey dude, when I was jacking off last night, I got a Hole In One."
Friend: "Nice."
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A no-supervision party with a bunch of chicks and guys solely for the purpose of getting really REALLY naughty with eachother. These parties can last up to a few days at a time. Activities at these parties can include sex, naked twister, spin the bottle, making out, oral sex, boob jobs, blow jobs, whatever the hell you want. At one of these parties it also doesn't matter who you do all of that with.
NOTE: PARTIES LIKE THESE ARE NOT FOR THE WEAK-HEARTED. THEY ARE ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO ABSOLUTELY CRAVE SEXUAL STUFF, OR PEOPLE WHO CAN MAKE A HELLUVA LOT OF CUM IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. UNLESS YOU WANT ONE OF THESE TO TURN INTO A MASS GENITAL CHAFING, PREGNANCY PARTY, TAKE NECESSARY PREPARATIONS.
Neighbor: Hello, operator, I would like to make a public disturbance call concerning my neighbors.
Operator: What exactly are they doing to disturb you ma'am?
Neighbor: Well, just listen...
(Apparent Pervparty next door): OOOOHHHH! YES! OH YES! OH! UUUHHH! OH BABY! YEAH, YEAH! UH, UH, UH, UH, UH, UH! DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP! JUST SHOVE IT IN THERE! THEN LET ME SUCK IT A BIT! YES!
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A white person who, for unknown reasons, seems to think they're black. They also have an odd side-effect of thinking they're totally cool an that they have bulging muscles. No joke, about 99.99% of the people who I've seen like that get ARRESTED in freakin' middle-school.
Guy: "Why the hell did that kid try and beat you up?"
Friend: "He's a Mixer"
Guy: "Ah, that explains it"
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Jacking off, only a little harder than usual, to the point of hurting.
"Wanna go over to my place an do a little meat beating?"
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A person that is compulsively forgetful, or stupid, or someone who might have extreme blonde moments.
"Gosh! That chick is such a dinx!"
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When your girlfriend goes and gets pregnant on accident off of another guy, even though she was going out with you and having sex with you. Usually because she was cheating.
Guy: What the f*** dude! you said you wouldn't get your girlfriend pregnant, and now you broke up with her too!
Friend: For a good reason, it was a jerry pregnancy.
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