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jesus fucking prius

Phrase, in shock or anger of being driven into (or otherwise unacceptably intruded upon) by an unapologetic, self righteous, silent car.

"Jesus fucking Prius!"

by Streykidd March 25, 2015

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Off Brand Prius

Any hybrid car that is not manufactured by Toyota.

Jessie: I got a new car today.

Kate: What did you get?
Jessie: A Honda hybrid.
Kate: HEY EVERYBODY, JESSIE GOT AN OFF BRAND PRIUS!!!

by W.R.Slade August 10, 2023

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Put me in a Prius

When one takes the cheapest Uber option to get to a destination, regardless of conditions of the ride.

"Steve I've shat myself, put me in a prius i need to get home"

by baileykirkham October 31, 2018


psychotic gold prius

an illusion by a crazed neighbor

The psychotic gold prius is in front of me again.

by sane neighbor July 6, 2011


don't be so Prius

Pinned-out tree hugging of the feel-good kind, no knowledge of or interest in the reality of the situation (like, take your eyes off the MPG-o-meter and focus on getting where you're going and see what sort of milage you get. And lets not talk about what happens when those huge and expensive batteries die about the time most cars are getting broken in)

Oblivious Person: blah blah blah plug in car blah blah green blah
Blivious Person: Don't be so Prius. Where do you think the frigging electricity comes from, idiot?
Oblivious Person: but blah blah blah green blah blah

by kurcules August 8, 2011

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National Honk at Prius day

The day where you have to honk at every Prius you pass the entire day of May 14th

So glad to spend National Honk at Prius day with my wife!

by Beast master 6.4 x 10^100000 May 13, 2021


Double Jew Prius Screw

When someone is such a complete stupid waste of space and oxygen that while trying to help you they, through complete incompetence, royally screw you over.

A: Hey, Evan, can I have a ride to look at a car?

E: Anything for you Andrea.

N: You guys aren't going to look at a car at night are you?

E: Yes we are, and this is totally not a bad idea.

N: I want no part of this.

E: Dude, this car is totally a good buy, and has not been flooded, or had the odometer rolled back, or anything else weird going on with it. We should not look at the carfax or have a mechanic look at it first and should buy it right now. I am good at reading people, and we should buy this right now, with no possible recourse, and without looking at it in sunlight.

A: Um, ok Evan if you say so.

J: Wow, so she bought the car? Holy crap that was totally a Double Jew Prius Screw! Man I hate that guy Evan! What a dirty little fucker!

by ppoo383 December 20, 2012

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