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Vaccine resistance

Life being made difficult for the ones resisting vaccines might sway more and more people that were tentative about whether to get a vaccine or not, but it won't sway the ones who have already made their minds up.

Vaccine resistance is only vaccine resistance when it's no longer popular or easy to resist getting in line with someone else's agenda. Until then it's just a number of unvaccinated people.

by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021


Resist Arrest

Oh shit! George Floyd 2.0. Right there! Damn! No, THAT ONE they killed. They killed the shit out of his ass! Damn! Yeah, now that is an instance of cops killing a guy.

Hym "Yeah, see that guy who tried to resist arrest and got knelt on? Emma's gonna have a shit-fit over that one. She probably found out about it THROUGH MY PHONE. But, yeah, they killed the shit out of that guy. Get ready for the protests."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024


Hitler resistance weatherman

The weatherman that gives you the impression there's a firing squad in the room with him, and that they're there to kill him, not fire him.

The Hitler resistance weatherman gave an almost Valkyrie caliber performance the way he kept readjusting himself, you would think the cameraman and a couple other guys were about to take aim and fire. The only thing missing was the guy wasn't as emotional as the actor in Valkyrie, that made the difference between him and Valkyrie.

by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021


Point-of-resistance

When your eyes get watery and your nose gets sneezy, you're doing great!

Insert the cotton until point-of-resistance. What is point-of-resistance you ask?

by The official Lady German November 10, 2020


temper-resistant

Robustly constructed to "shrug off" much of da assorted bashing, kicking, prying, etc. of furiously-impatient individuals who are not obtaining da desired results from da item being pounded on.

Computers can be so frustrating dat they should be extra-sturdily constructed to be at least moderately temper-resistant.

by QuacksO February 10, 2020


Resistance Day.

On December 20th there is a day known as "Fur-day" which you have to do furry-related things with a furry friend of yours.
In Resistance Day, you are able to beat up any furry that you see without their consent.

Anybody that takes part in Resistance Day won't have to take part in Fur-day or Anti-Anti-Fur Day too, or any other negative things.

Tim: "Oh hey Bob, it's Resistance Day."
Bob: "RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR."

Furry: "uwu >w< it's fur-day I wanna make you a furson-"
Bob: "SHUT THE FUCK UP."

by The Real REAL REAL Obama December 20, 2020


Accountability Resistance Syndrome

When a person who is obviously guilty continues to profess innocence regardless of overwhelming proof of their guilt. A drunk driver who denies being drunk after getting in to an accident, blows over the limit on a breathalyzer, and has witnesses confirming they were drunk will be a person exhibiting "Accountability Resistance Syndrome"

A child holding a crayon, covered in crayon marks, who was caught writing their name on the living room wall that denies vandalizing the wall is experiencing Accountability Resistance Syndrome.

by Kooriki May 2, 2024