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pabst blue ribbon light

Like regular Pabst Blue Ribbon but not as "heavy". May or may not be as "hip" as original PBR.

person 1: "Where did you get that pabst blue ribbon light?"
person 2: "At the beer store. It was just at cheap as regular pabst."
person 1: "Cool. I guess?"

by Phej May 17, 2008

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pabst blue ribbon cutter

Someone who is the first to do something that is now considered domain of the hipster and frequently copied. Commonly referred to as a trend-setter. A pioneer in cool who didn't intend to be cool.

"Tom is a pabst blue ribbon cutter, he moved to Washington Heights like, 8 years ago."

"Wait, you haven't seen (insert obscure foreign film here)?" "No, I guess I'm not the pabst blue ribbon cutter you thought I was."

by JerkoftheYear January 3, 2014

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Tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick

adj. An action meant to be directed at a political, social, or economic issue but having only purely symbolic value, often at the expense of time and energy action that could have been put to something consequential. So named because it feels good to do but does no good.

Person #1: Hey, are you gonna wear a safety pin on your hat to the anti-fascism parade to show solidarity with gay Muslim trans women?
Person #2: No, you ducking slacktivist, I'm on my way to an ACLU meeting to volunteer with their voter-registration drive because I prefer to do things that actually make a difference instead of wasting my time on tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick bullshit.

by UnfrozenCaveman January 22, 2017


Ribbon Twirler

A Ribbon Twirler is a kind of person who sucks the fun out of everything and is so politically correct to the point that their existence itself is incredibly offensive and nobody wants them around.

Fuck Brad, we don't want that ribbon twirler to come to the party

by Ricky Razors November 27, 2021


ribbons and Bose

A sound-electronics gift for da audiophile on your Christmas list.

Years ago before da recorded-music era, we got our teens things like roller skates and Swiss Army knives as gifts, but now it's completely changed to a world of ribbons and Bose.

by QuacksO March 26, 2021


rosie ribbons

wannabe singer and general twat who is idolised by sarah.

oh michelle, i wish i looked like rosie ribbons. she's divine she is.

by mrs will young October 19, 2004


Ribboned

Slashed with a knife, sword, dagger

I've just been ribboned

by Gboothy October 1, 2015