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A racial slur equivalent to nigger, but for Asian people.
"Oi have you seen Paul?"
"That nigga expelled last month."
"Someone seen his pot farm in the biology lab?"
"Nah he called Schuchang dirty ricer when he stole his speed from the PE locker."
"Ah fuck nigga, no other nigga but Paul would sell his shit to third graders, we're fucked mate."
"Better beat up that ricer."
A Ricer is a very annoying person generally named Clark. A Ricer is a person that is short and has a giant ego that is a little too high for anyone. A ricer has a small friend group, but everyone knows him or her. A ricer rages easily and is not the brightest of the bunch.
Dude that ricer over, there with his “friends” he calls them, is being such a Karen to them, I kinda feel bad and want to interfere but he’s easily angered so maybe not.
Someone who makes unnecessary modifications to their import vehicle in order to look cooler and faster. They usually add things like aftermarket stickers of brands they have no parts for, neon lights, fog lights, lowered, front lips to make their car look lower, large mufflers, fake badges/emblems, and constantly refer to their car as "jdm".
Whenever i see a girl or kids i know i down shift my automatic transmission to make my car really loud. I always shift into neutral at red lights so i can roll back and forth so everyone thinks i have a stick. At the gas station i always pull my E brake, so when people look in they see my fake shift boot and know i have a stick. I open my hood when girls are around too look at things that i don't really understand. I buy most of my parts off ebay like fake racing seats, and wiper deletes. I occasionally poorly spray paint my cars front lip so everyone thinks i got new parts. I always make fun of other cars wheel gap, and i put fake honda emblems on my acura so that it is "JDM". I will race anyone, even if they don't know we are racing. Im a ricer.
To take a motor vehicle, usually a Japanese import such as a Honda Civic and give it the ugliest fucking body kit ever. Examples include:
A spoiler taller than a semi truck
A muffler or "fart can" with a bigger diameter than a rocket engine
Fake eBay rims
Slammed suspension
Extreme camber
An obnoxiously loud sound system
A vehicle wrap/paint job that costs more than the car did originally
If any "performance" mods are done, these are only limited to an eBay cold air intake or an eBay turbo, usually bought for under $500. The demographics of ricers are usually aged 16 - 20, the age in which many first get their license. People often rice their car to give them the impression that their car is fast, or they are just retarded and unironically think it looks good.
Person 1: Look at that fucking honda dude
Person 2: God damn ricer
You know you're a ricer when...
Your rims cost more than your car.
Your wing is so big it costs more to ship than the actual wing.
Your car has more neon lights than a strip joint.
Your exhaust is louder than your horn.
You're slamming gears on the freeway and shift in to park.
Ricer boi: "VTEC almost kicked in yo!!!"
Legit boi: "VTEC never kicked in, you never had VTEC."
Wow did that ricer just put his car in park going 100??? That shit was directed by Michael Bae!!
Some kids modding the OUTSIDE of their car with big spoilers and body kits, rims spiners, fart cannon...etc
but the INSIDE is completely stock reving their 1.5 engine to make noise and race everyone even old people.
Silly ricers wing are for plane !!!!
Was a derogatory term once used to compare these so-called Muscle cars to Japanese imports with no more then 6 cyclinders.
Now a term used to describe cars that are modified to look fast, but arn't...
Billy Bob - 'Hey Cletus...what you think this imported shitbox on wheels is running on...what with no more then 6 cyclinders?'
Cletus - 'Probabli on rice...knowing thoes yellow bastards'
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