ross

A Ross is a sexy beast. Found mainly in lush green climates, some occasionally migrate to much colder areas. Feeds on take away and strawberry Yoohoo. When encountered, hug tightly, and don't let go.

Check out that Ross over there! Hubba Hubba!

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ross

Ross:

An alien being that can aften be found at in locations of very high fun density. Otherwise, favoured habitat is forests or rivers.

A Ross looks human from the outside, but are obviously alien when you observe them competiting against humans in the wild where Ross's clearly outperform humans in all areas.

If you see a Ross, kiss it. They like that.

eg:
"daddy, is that person an alien? he's so much quicker than all the other runners in the race"

...."No son, he must be a Ross"

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Rossed

Adj/N. Becoming so inebriated, traditionally off Smirnoff but any alcohol is acceptable, that you perform the following acts in successive weekends: 1. get your head slammed into a brick wall 2. nail a fat chick 3. make out with a 35 year old mom 4. fall down a stairwell with no injuries 5. get taken to the hospital because you are so drunk the cops think you're on drugs

I got rossed last night.
He wasn't drunk, he was rossed.

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Rossed

to murk/to kill a joke
to repeat something many times

"dude, you rossed it"
"awww, rossed it!"
"Tell him to stop rossing it!"
"this morning my mom said to pick up the clothes a hundred times, she rossed it soo bad!"

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ross

a person of male gender. Before you know him, you are a normal sane person. He will like you and then not like you. he will make you madly and deeply in love with him, and then he will turn his back on you and like someone else who doesnt know he exists.

"i can't get over ross..."

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Rossed

When your boss, business associate, friend, lover or other person you trust does something to cause harm to you in ways that may be personal or professional with long lasting affect

ex: I was rossed hard and raw when my boss turned in my proposal under his name and was promoted for "his" hard work and never once mentioned my name.

ex: I got rossed when my girlfriend left me for my best friend.

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Rossing

someone that creeps on people every day. It's a different level from a creeper, it's someone that finds creeping amusing.

Dude you have to stop rossing, its becoming really concerning.

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