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panty stuffing in the butthole, bake at 98.6 degF while you take her to pound town, pull them out of said butthole when you get ready to blow and put the cock butter on the panties and feed them to her and call her Anastasia
With her loose butthole and small thong, she had all of the ingredients for some Russian cornbread
When analyzing the effectiveness of vehicles of the same tier in War Thunder, a popular WWII vehicle shooter game, one will find an unusually high amount of effectiveness in Russian vehicles, particularly in the mid to high tiers. This has led some to believe that gaijin (the Russian company that made War Thunder) biased it on purpose.
Player 1: KV2 sniped me from across the map... Russian bias...
Player 2 (the one who sniped player 1): xaxa
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A form of stealth consisting of killing everyone within your general area so that there is no one around to detect you.
John: 'With Russian Stealth, how can you be detected if there is nobody to detect you?'
A blowjob with a mouthful of piss and shit
Did you hear that Hannah has mastered the Russian Fellatio?
Yeah I did, Scott is in for a surprise.
While playing WoW, the graphics turn into geometrical shapes and all the text turns into what appears to be Russian text.
Holy crap! I just had a Russian Meltdown! Gotta reboot and reset WoW.
When you drink so much that you no longer have the need to wear a jacket.
Guy 1: "Bro, its pretty cold out. Aren't you cold?"
Guy 2: "It's all good bro, I got on my Russian jacket."
Leaving your weiner in a girls butt after anal until it becomes hard again.
"Hey girl you want a Russian crock pot this weekend."
"I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"
"Hey girl you wanna Russian Crockpot?"
"Well I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"
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