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It's when someone who has gone monumental sticks a finger up his or her ass in a public space and draws a fecal mustache over his or her lip, and then proceeds to act in a ostentatious and annoying way, often flirting.
Guy: Why has everyone suddenly left the dancefloor?
Girl: It's that douchebag dancing alone, he's pulled a Monumental Sanchez.
The most powerful person on earth.
“It’s a bird”
“It’s a plane”
“ no it’s Superman “
“Wait no it’s.......PABLO SANCHEZ!!!!!”
When you walk past a dispenser of alcohol sanitizing agent, you squirt a nice amount into your hand and then slap it across your mark's face, yelling, "Dirtless-Sanchez!"
They can't be too pissed off, after all, you just cleaned their lips for them.
Goofy, spitting nails: "That fuck'in Mickey-- he done got me agin!"
Donald: "What did that goddamn rat do this time?"
Goofy: Well, when I was just walking into the Disney store, Mickey filled his hand with sanitizing gel and slapped it across my face! Then he yelled, 'Dirtless-Sanchez!'"
Donald: "I know! It burned my fucking beak for a full day!"
A good looking, usually Spanish, fit guy. Most girls like Luis as his dark features are very attractive and his physique is out of this world.
Girl: have you seen that boy: Luis Sanchez?
Other girl: OMG he’s so fit I would have a go on that any day!
Bastian is one of the hottest and sexiest person you will ever meet. He has a way with women , but in the end sticks with his girl whom he loves dearly. He is a romantic naughty guy, who is always down to get down. He is extremely intelligent, and could pretty much do anything he set his mind to. He is also a great soccer player. Bastian has amazing hair, eyebrows, lips, and the cutest booty ever. He is very compassionate and is very strong in his beliefs. He is amazing. He also has a very unique and and trendy style and has a love very expensive shoes. I love you Basti.
Wow Bastian Sanchez you are so cool.
Wow Bastian that outfit is dope.
Wow I love Bastian.
The distant cousin of the dirty sanchez, The Mark Sanchez (or as it is also known, The #6) involves a dude anally plowing his gal and then pulling out in order to wipe shit under her eyes to achieve the 'eye black' football player look. After your girl looks like she is ready to throw that game winning touchdown pass, finish off by spraying cum all over her face and head like a celebratory bottle of victory champagne while yelling touchdown.
"Man last night I gave her The Mark Sanchez and afterwards she felt like a champion!"
"I gave her the old #6 and made her look like Mark Sanchez"
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the strawberry sanchez is a direct relative of the dirty sanchezand the strawberry kiss, and a cousin of the chief joseph. a Strawberry Sanchez takes place when you stick your finger in the pussy of a girl on the rag and wipe the bloody mess across her upper lip.
Damn, she gave me a snowball (definition 3), so i gave her a strawberry sanchez back.
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