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when a guy is performing oral sex on a girl and drags his stubble filled chin across her vagina
My jaw was getting sore so I gave her a tokyo sandblaster
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The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features. The man must have a beard similar to Conan's for this to take place effectively upon the butt cheeks and his face.
John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
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A sexual position coined by Conan O'Brien. I'm guessing it's when you purposely ejaculate into a woman's face and then throw a hand full of rice at her face so it sticks.
I was banging this Japanese chick last night so I had to give her the "Tokyo Sandblaster"!
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When a woman fills her vagina, and/or butthole with sand, and as a man goes down to eat out or toss her salad, she unexpectedly queefs, and/or farts the sand in to the mans face and mouth.
"Dude, last night I went to eat out Emily and she Tokyo Sand Blasted me right in the face!"
"I wanted to break up with Tommy but I didnt know how, so I gave him a tokyo sandblaster last night!!!"
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Sneezing in an asian woman's asshole.
we were sixty-nining when my allergies kicked in, so it was Tokyo Sandblaster
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The act of getting sushi with a woman of 65 years of age or older and then smelling her fishy genitalia in the bathroom of same sushi restaurant. Complete the act with sweet, messy loving. Generally ends with a raw penis due to dry vagina.
Guy 1: That party was so crazy last night!
Guy 2: After, I left and gave Mike's Grandma a Tokyo Sandblaster!
Guy 1: Nice!
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The act of breaking wind in a sleeping roommate's face so hard that pieces of poo fly all over them. Tokyo sandblasting works best after eating Mexican food.
What is that on Steve's face?
Oh, those little brown specks? I gave him a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.
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