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A pork sandwich is when you have sex with a woman in the morning and then another woman in the afternoon and then end up with the first (original woman) again at night.
The woman you originally have sex with in the morning and later that night is the bun. The afternoon piggy is the meat. Hence the name, Pork Sandwich.
Bro 1: Hey man, what did you do yesterday?
Bro 2: I totally crushed a Pork Sandwich!
Bro 1: Whoa, what piggies did you crush?
Bro 2: My side girl was the bun and my gf was the meat.
Bro 1: I am impressed, you fucking dirtbag! Excellent strategy, sir!
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"You were almost a Jill Sandwich" a quote from Resident evil, said by Barry Burton right when he saved Jill Valentine from being crushed to death.
"You were almost a Jill Sandwich"
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Ironically enough, dirt sandwich can mean just about any positive word you can think of. Some synonyms would include awesome, cool, amazing, legit, bodacious, etc. Also, if you're in a rush and want to define something as any of these words, "dirt" is an appropriate abbreviation to dirt sandwich. This word is best used in a louder than normal voice, and when typing it is most appropriate to type it in all CAPS.
I could a 100 on my last Biochemistry test...DIRT SANDWICH.
That mega fine honey over there is pretty dirt.
Guess what my mom packed in my lunch today? A dirt sandwich (this could mean any number of items...such as Gushers, Fruit Roll-Ups, a Snack Pack, or candy)
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An insecure man who relies on a girl too much and emotionally traps her. Usually threatens her with suicide if she has thoughts of leaving him. Claims he has anxiety when they are separated. In Reality the man just has no qualities that make women want to stay so he must pretend to be all vulnerable.
Can also be abbreviated as just sandwich
Girl 1: "Cmon let's go party"
Girl 2: "I'm sorry Ruben is such a sandwich nigga he says he gets anxious when I'm out partying"
Guy 1: "Yeah, I told her if she leaves me I'll kill myself so then she's forced to stay with me"
Guy 2: "Tarquin you're such a sandwich bro"
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1. A sandwich that consists of 2 pieces of bread and a piece of chicken.
2. Super positive and uplifting chant at a sporting event
1. That chicken sandwich was delicious
2. CHICKEN SANDWICH!!
A sandwich so jam packed that when you take a bite everything falls out of the bottom through a massive hole that spontaneously opens up.
Dude, I made this sweet turkey club, but when i took a bite it turned out to be a trapdoor sandwich.
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A term said by a chef or one who makes food when referring to someone that is dumb
Gordon Ramsay: "WHAT ARE YOU AN IDIOT SANDWICH?"
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