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When a man stacks three females on top of each other and has sex with all three, each of which making a different noise as he screws her.
He scored a trained seal!
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California-based corporation that tortures animals in the name of fashion
Wet Seal sells tacky clothing trimmed with the skin of dead rabbits
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A sexual act where when a male is having sex with a female on the beach, pulls out, rubs his member in the sand, and then slides it back into her vagina.
I gave that ho an angry seal and she loved it
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A question in an exam that has absolutely nothing to do with the syllabus of the course. First used in January 2010 in Britain when an A-level Biology paper had a question about a seal respiring under water for long periods of time.
"That question on dialysis was such a seal question!"
"I know, what was the point in revising?!"
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A wickedly awsome hardcore band from Pulaski, TN
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1) One who commonly flops around on the couch like a seal with too much blubber on his body making disgusting sounds.
2)A fat-ass piece of shit with no ambition who is, by definition, completely useless.
3)Someone who is so fat and disgusting that when they lie on the couch their labored breathing drives the observer into a homicidal rage as he watches them flopping around on their gut and peeling their fat, blubbery cheeks off of his cream colored leather sofa.
4) Eric, my former roommate. (aka The Flubbering Seal)
The Flubbering Seal is such a useless, unemployed piece of shit that whenever I think of him I want to beat him to death with a tire iron.
The next time I catch that Flubbering Seal on my couch I'm going to stab him in the larynx with a pencil.
"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal."
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When a person who is drunk pees for the first time since being drunk. After they "break the seal" they feel like they have to pee every 5 minutes.
After breaking the seal, Molly had to wait in line for the bathroom 10 times that night. (break the seal.)
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