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Dialysis

When you have bum kidneys, that dont filter shit in your blood anymore. You need your blood put through a machine and/or new blood put in.

Jimmy needs dialysis.

by HouseMD July 10, 2009

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Brain Dialysis

Brain Dialysis is a treatment for individuals who dont have a natural filter to screen out disturbing , inappropriate thoughts. Assists in the process of ridding your mind of toxins, waste products, impurities, and excess filth.

My mom's worried about my disturbing thoughts and says I say inappropriate things all the time she does not think that my natural filter works so she sending me to the shrink for brain dialysis.

by Charlie Badass October 14, 2020


speech dialysis

The process or act of trying to filter or censor someones speech. An artificial device or unnatural mindset used to stop the inappropriate comments an individual makes when they lack a natural ability to filter their own thoughts, words, or action.

We're going to my grandma's house to try and find her checkbook or debit card will you please go on speech dialysis so she doesn't think that I hang out with nothing but Savages... don't want to arouse suspicion.

by Charlie Badass October 14, 2020

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Sexual Dialysis

Having sex with someone much younger than yourself to rejuvenate your sex life.

You should hook up with that 22 year old because it’s good for the blood, like sexual dialysis.

by MissQueenT December 19, 2019


Paragon's Dialysis

When you initially think something has gone well, but the longer you have to reflect the worse you think you've done. But actually it's all just in your mind and your initial thoughts are the correct ones.

Mick: How did the interview go?
Paula: I thought it went well at first, but the more I think about it, the more I think it went badly.
Mick: Sounds like a case of Paragon's Dialysis
Paula: Yeh could just be a case of Paragon's Dialysis

by Paragon's Dialysis Machines November 17, 2020


Dialysis Machine

What they call a car diagnostic machine in the ghetto.

mannnnnnnnnnn mah '72 cutlass be up on dat dialysis machine to see whut wrong wit it

by g000le April 1, 2011