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when you shoot a load into a girls mouth or cunt like a bazooka, with massive force.
I swear it was a semen bazooka. She never knew what hit her.
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A string of semen you pull out of your penis when finished ejaculating.
Caused by dehydration.
After having a wank, John was startled when he pulled out a long semen string the length of his arm.
John was worried he might have an STD but in reality he just needs to drink more water.
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Another name for the Bradford Pear, and ornamental pear tree. Characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old semen, dirty vagina, and rotting fried shrimp. Common throughout the South, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments.
Oh darn, there goes my appetite, for the semen trees in front of the South Campus Dining Hall are in bloom.
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The thing a dude gives you when he blows his load up your ass and you subsequently shit when he pulls his dick out.
Brad totally gave me a semen enema last night and I shit all over his white couch
That chick sucks so many dicks she's like a semen sommelier
A working person that wears glasses. Not because he is partially sighted, but to protect his/her eyes from spunk after sucking the boss off due to them being up the bosses arse all the time.
"Check out semen goggles Pedro, thats one way to get on the mounting table in the mornings! "
Manly name for outta control energy drinks. Meant to make the drink sound like a mix between caffiene energy supplements and protein shakes. Contains no actual bear semen.
Sean: need to get some moar bear semen! rawr
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