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The worst thing an English teacher can teach. Can't understand a word he says. It makes no sense and is 1800's core. Do not recommend. I hate Shakespeare.
OMG! Did you read a Shakespeare poem? It's horrible right!
A retarded (twat) who absolutely no one likes. Students are forced to learn about even though every fact about him is totally useless. No one gives a shit about what he did.
Teacher: Today we are going to talk about Shakespeare.
The whole class: *Loads gun
someone obsessed with Shakespeare
look at Erik he always quotes Shakespeare
he s a Shakespeare whore.
A really kind dude who writes sad poems and tragedy.
I'm gonna read some of William Shakespeare's poems.
He is/was a friend of mine.
William Shakespeare is my friend, not yours.
using an old fashioned way of writing books and plays. with no computers involved.
tech is a short version of the word technology meaning electrical everyday items.
guy 1: man, i got a history assignment and my computers broke. I got to write it by pen
guy 2: uggh i hate using shakespeare tech!
When you read/see a Shakespeare play (or any other old literature) and start to talk like the characters (i.e. vocabulary, mannerisms, rhythm, rhyme, iambic pentameter, etc.) on a regular basis.
Guy 1: She doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Guy 2: Dude... what!?
Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!
Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?
Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.