Topless Hand Shandy

A handjob from an attractive woman who happens to be simultaneously displaying her tits

"I'll give any bitch in this room a fiver for a topless hand shandy!"

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twin charged shandy

similar to a turbo shandy, containing strong lager and smirnoff ice, but has the added bonus of two shots of vodka in a twin charged shandy. not to be confused with a turbo shandy with boost which only has one shot of vodka with the smirnoff & lager

Dave is stuck into another twin charged shandy, hes going to blow up any moment

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top deck shandy

The expulsion of "baby gravy" (qv), resulting from agitation withing a portion of chest potatoes.

We went back to her place and she gave me a top deck shandy

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shandy drinking wendy

One can attribute the term "shandy drinking wendy" to anyone who orders a half pint at the bar. (basically a shandy without the lemonade)

"Half of Fosters please"

"Ok sir... *coughs* SHANDY DRINKING WENDY! *coughs*

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Shandy + Ice Drinker

Soft, weak males, often of Mexican descent, who are unable to handle a proper pint. Other character traits include, excess sweating, general nervousness and very poor chat.

Shandy + Ice Drinkers: Guys who think it is acceptable to step away from a proper pint (to help them last longer…).

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southern shandy drinking ponce

Ponce from the south of England who don't half talk funny and drinks lady-drinks!

SharpAsKnifes

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Street Fighter II Turbo Shandy

1/3 pint Stella beer, 1/3 pint strongbow cider and a Smirnoff Ice

I had a had many Street Fighter II Turbo shandy s nd hit someone outside a spoons