Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.

"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'

The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

Make Like a Shepherd and Get The Flock Outta Here

A southern way of telling one to fuck off.

Hey, do us a favor. Make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here!

Shepherd Protocol

The Shepherd Protocol is a Protocol where super intelligent artificial intelligence rules over humanity from afar ensuring individual freedoms and liberties while eliminating national weaponry and wars. Non violent means are used to this end.

The Shepherd Protocol has ensured food, housing and security for humans living on-grid granting them time to enjoy nature and family.

Shepherd Time

A time that is quiet and used for meditation in the Lord Jesus Christ, to receive revelation from the Holy Spirit, fellowship with God the Father, and prayer. The opposite counterpart to demon time.

Chris: Hey, do you wanna get turnt tonight?
Zeke: Nah, I’m okay, I need some shepherd time tonight.

Jaxsen Shepherd

The cutest white boy ever
Occasionally is the little spoon
A great lover

You’re being such a Jaxsen Shepherd

Jean Shepherd

A close "cousin breed" to the well-known central-western European species of dog, this choice of canine is favored by movie-stars for its loyalty and friendly disposition.

As a child, I heard a radio-ad narrated by someone calling himself "Jean Shepherd"... I remember wondering at the time how a dog could talk.