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to work overnight, to work at midnight ending at sunrise.
i worked graveyard shift at fedex for 2 years
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Reality shifting is traveling to realities in the universe. We shifters believe in the multi-verse, meaning that there are infinite universes. Like a reality where you’re famous, or even when you’re in Hogwarts. You can shift literally anywhere, Shifting is %100 percent safe. It is not against any religion, and you can never get stuck!
Person A: “I’m reality shifting to a K-POP group, and you?”
Person B: “Cool! I’m shifting to Maze Runner.”
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Noun - A person who constantly, and un-necessarily, shifts the gears in there car violently. In most cases they are young adults who do not know, but believe they know, how to drag, race, rally, or drift their vehicles.
John's going to drop his transmission if he keeps acting like a Shift Monkey.
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Putting your responsibility for something onto someone else's plate either purposefully with sly word choice or by omitting or just forgetting major parts of reality altogether.
Mary: You need to pay the $65 late fees on my video return because I couldn't get into your house today to return them.
John: Umm, Plate Shift! My house was locked today but what was wrong with any of the last 21 days you slept at my house and walked right past your videos on the way out the door.
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Sophia (looking at scratched pan): You need to buy me another $150 Julia Child's Edition Saute Pan cause you scratched mine.
Jim: Plate shift! You set the pan on fire when you forgot your brats watching Dancing w/ the Stars and I only scratched it saving the house from burning down.
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A work shift that runs from Midnight to 8 AM.
Hey man, I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm workin' the graveyard shift.
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Moving your subconscious from this reality (current reality or CR) to another reality (your desired reality or DR)
That girl has been shifting realities for years, it’s 100% real!
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Must be performed in a vehicle with a manual transmission. With the proliferation of automatics, shift-knobbing is a dying art and talent.
Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.
Rachel and I hit the back roads to head to the beach. The drive when by smoothly as she was shift-knobbing with pinpoint accuracy. The bumpy back road route caused a few throat plunges and gasps for air.