The coldest version of the cold shoulder
Joe: Man shes pretty cold
Bill: Ya shes giving me the cryogenic shoulder
Joe: You'll have to set her on fire just to warm her up to ya.
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When two friends cum on a girls head and race to see whoโs nut can reach the girls shoulders first
sex
Ya me and my friend did head and shoulders on her he won
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Chat-chat, talking without intent; meanwhile eye-cruising.
Whatever girl, she could be talking to George, but she would be looking at Jim, and the whole time she was thinking about Steve. Y'know, shoulder surfing.
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1: When someone comes up to another person and grips the "victim" 's shoulder. Can either move the hand or keep it in the same position, but the exclamation "Shoulder Rape~" must be shouted for it to be true Shoulder Rape.
2: The exclamation used when the above occurs.
1: Denton: *sneaks up on unsuspecting Kevin* *grips shoulder* "SHOULDER RAPE~"
Kevin: "Aaaargh~"
(But we all know that everyone loves Shoulder Rape ;D)
2: "Hey, shut up or I'll Shoulder Rape you!"
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The slouch one gets after excessive masturbation.
Steve tried to hide the fact he was touching himself in the Wendy's bathroom, but came out with a serious case of monkey shoulder.
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verb.
The act of throwing a shot over one's shoulder to create the impression of drinking it when you don't want to/can't.
Did Brad really take all those tequila shots and stay sober?
Nah bro, he took shoulder shots all night because he can't handle his booze
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When a person inconspicuously sneeks up on you and gropes your shoulder in a sexual movement yelling "shoulder rape". much like wenis, knee and butt rape.
josh: *rapes katies shoulder"
katie: OH LAWD! you just raped my shoulder
josh: muahaha (i love shoulder rape)
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