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Pokimaine fans
Person wan: Hey do you watch Pokimaine?
Person twoer: Ew, you're a simp.
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The word simp is an acronym for the term super intense Minecraft player
I play Minecraft and kill kids in sky wars, so I guess you can call me a simp
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A term used by males who lack the ability to interact with the opposite gender. They can often times be seen calling men who communicate with or, God forgive, made human contact with a women.
Hi Charlie, guess what I saw Donovan do yesterday.
What did he do Tyler?
He picked up a pencil for a girl.
What a simp!
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A person who tries to get one girl no matter how many times they’ve been friend zoned or rejected
Bruh Kaeden stop simping, Mallory doesn’t like you. You’ve been trying for over a year and she still doesn’t like you.
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Someone who is overly nice to a girl just so they can be bf and gf. Hopefully I get the lyrics to the Simp Scale song.
If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe,
You're a simp.
You're a simp, you're a simp!
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp.
You're a simp, you're a simp!
You’re a simp, you’re a simp!
No, you’ve never been a pimp.
You’re a simp, you’re a simp!
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp.
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Jacob was such a simp for Anne he threw her a Harry Potter themed birthday
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A thirsty guy who's never had a pretty girl before but will do anything to get her including buying lots of expensive gifts before even getting her and when he finally does get her, He gets her pregnant real quick because he has no game and he doesn't know any other way to keep her and then fronts around his boys like it was nothing to get her. real
You just simp , I been on my pretty boy flex, you show me a bad chick that you had before my ex and then I'll give your props until then you need to stop. Real
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