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Snyder time

Snyder time: When life is ~10% or greater in slow motion for you. You slow things down, willfully, and exorbitant details which you share with friends have nothing to do with anything helpful to helping you or the plot succeed. Lifestyle choice where a lot of caring people with impacted time & lives on the line hate you, but you act confidently enough to assure “the rest” your dream makes sense and is truly novel. To be on Snyder time you must be born rich, or on “Kanye level” of self-assurance.

“Wow. You took 5 hrs to write a 200 word email? You must be operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”

by sheamusvonirish April 18, 2021


jacks-snyder

an asshole

"man, that guys' a jacks-snyder"

by thenonbinarynerd October 14, 2016


william snyder elementary school

I went there from kindergarten to 5th grade and Ima be fr 5th grade was a living hell. teacher was ugly as hell and was pretty much a bitch the whole school year some of my classmates were bitches and the lunch meals were disgusting. staff don't do shit about problems from my experience. I do not recommend going to this shitty school

William Snyder elementary school

by sthatdi November 6, 2022


payton snyder

One of the best girls you'll ever meet

Payton Snyder is a very kind and loving person. She won't show that she cares but she really does.

by PoonDestroyer40 April 27, 2018


Lara Snyder

Crazy ass bitch who serves looks! Also her best friend is Cameron Colling.

Joe: Do you know who Lara Snyder is?
Amanda: Yea she’s crazy

by joejoejoejoejoejoejoejoe2 April 24, 2019


Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder

Definition here: Rory's playing Hartland Snyder, like a blast from the past, but in Oppenheimer

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: You remember Rory Keane?

Person 2: Yeah, Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder in Oppenheimer!

by courtofowls September 6, 2023


Jaden snyder

Jaden Snyder is the best guy you will ever meet he’s the sweetest most kind and funniest guy ever he loves video games and going to the movies if you meet Jaden snyder you should definitely keep him in your life you would never wanna lose a guy like Jaden Snyder.
He’s very handsome and sweet and funny he’s worth keeping in your life as long as you can

I saw Jaden Snyder the other day and he is so handsome I couldn’t stop looking at him

by Jadenismine12 May 5, 2022