Pubes; Pubic hair usually on a vadge
You gotta shave your vadge stache
1.)A light dispersion of hair located directly above the lips. Generally found on kids hitting puberty or girls that won't accept the fact that they need to shave their face.
Look at that queer's grit-stache, he looks like he just gave Taylor a rim job.
Ugly kid needs to buy a razor; he's growing a grit-stache.
When one snorts obscenely large amounts of cocaine and it gets all up under/over their grill.
dude1: hey watch it, there's a cop coming, wipe off your cocaine 'stache
1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescents upper lip hair.
2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .
3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.
"Check out that bitch's poo stache"
"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"
"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"
When a man or woman has nasty upper lip hair and refuses to shave it. Also can be called a dirt lip. It's not quite a beard and not quite a mustache. It's just plain sick and scuzzy.
Sam : "man, that mexican man has a sick scuz stache."
winston : "si"
When you grow out your ‘Stache so well that when eating their butt it tickles the cheeks and they rear up and kick.
How’d you get that black eye? Oh I gave my old lady a stache donkey
A moustache grown until the completion of a particular event. Usually grown by men who cannot grow a full luxurious moustache. Very common in Military MOS schools.
Your Comp Stache is glorious!