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1.)A light dispersion of hair located directly above the lips. Generally found on kids hitting puberty or girls that won't accept the fact that they need to shave their face.
Look at that queer's grit-stache, he looks like he just gave Taylor a rim job.
Ugly kid needs to buy a razor; he's growing a grit-stache.
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Pubes; Pubic hair usually on a vadge
You gotta shave your vadge stache
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When one snorts obscenely large amounts of cocaine and it gets all up under/over their grill.
dude1: hey watch it, there's a cop coming, wipe off your cocaine 'stache
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1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescents upper lip hair.
2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .
3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.
"Check out that bitch's poo stache"
"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"
"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"
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A moustache grown until the completion of a particular event. Usually grown by men who cannot grow a full luxurious moustache. Very common in Military MOS schools.
Your Comp Stache is glorious!
A type of mustache that teen boys grow when trying to grow facial hair or go without shaving for a bit. Just a little bit of hair under the nose, you must have to be looking to notice it. The reason it is called a purity stache is because when boys have one, they can't get any girls and therefore stay pure.
Have you seen Nick's purity stache? No wonder he can't get any girls, it's disgusting.
When a sports team is able to trade away a non-mustachioed player for a
mustachioed player.
The Lakers got Adam Morrison for Vladimir Radmanovic in a Stache Coup.