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kobe stains

(noun) Blood, sweat, or semen stains left on hotel bed sheets or sofas.

When you check into a cheap motel, always check the bed sheets for kobe stains or else you're going to have to call house keeping to change the sheets.

by Will A. June 9, 2005

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shit stains

When one shits their pants and leaves stains in their underwear. Often mistaken for bloodstains.

Ah! I found shit stains in alyssa's pantie drawer!

by Shaniqua Bobiqua May 21, 2006

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cherry stain

1) One of the most difficult stains to remove left when the juice of the cherry fruit drips on clothing.

2) A mess left on the sheets, in her panties, on the car seat, or where ever a girl looses her virginity if her hymen bleeds. Often the blood is mixed with seamen when the girl loses her virginity through unsafe sex.

Vivki had a hard time explaining the cherry stain in her underwear to her mother because her mother recognized the cum mixed in with it. She tried to tell her mom that she was on her period, but she knew that her mother had bought her sanitary napkins two weeks before so she probably wouldn't believe her. Her mom was upset because Vicki had sex on her first ever date, but was gentle as she told Vivki about safe sex. Vicki told her mom that she hopped Randy could get the cherry stain out of his bed sheets because they left a lot of blood and cum.

by BRD October 27, 2004

75๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


shag stain

Another term for a hickey or love bite;
A scar left from kissing, sucking or biting during sexual liaisons.

Whoah, you must have got some action last night! Check out the size of that shag stain!

Teenagers think they are so cool showing off their shag stains like sexual trophies.

by veeds1 September 8, 2009


Mystery stain

A greasy stain that usually appears on one of your shirts after being washed without pre-treating it. Source of the stain is unknown, but the culprit is most likely from the greasy chicken you had last night or from the Vaseline or lotion you used to, well, you know, and you didnt wash your hands well enough. Of course, you're gonna blame the chicken. In either case, if the spot doesn't come out, you throw the shirt away.

Mom: "Son, what's that stain on your shirt?"

Me: *blush* "Oh! I was wearing this the other night at supper when we had fried chicken and I guess I wiped my hand on my shirt. It's a mystery stain, mom."

by MS Libertarian January 25, 2014

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shit-stain

the stain that looks like shit on the mustache of a smoker.

you should quit smoking or at least shave off the mustache, because that shit-stain looks like shit.

by chuckybubbles August 28, 2011

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Jizz Stain

When a guy jacks off and gets semen on a stain-able surface, such as leather or shirt material.

Dude I totally had a jizz stain on my pants today at school and I didn't even notice.

by Brony69 November 29, 2011

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