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When you have to shit, but don't want to touch the toilet seat, so you pull your pants down and hover over the seat, but misjudge your angle and spew diarrhea all over the back of the toilet and stall walls. Also called a "Famous Daves".
I feel bad for the guy at Famous Daves that has to clean up that stall shit at the end of his shift. Man, that guy really did a "Famous Daves" in there!
The time that someone waits after going dookie in the employee rest room until no one is in the rest room and the coast is clear to make their exit in order to maintain anonymity
boss: Why are you late for the presentation?
employee: sorry I had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco's I blew up the bathroom and just as I was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so I had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.
When there is work to be done, yet all you do is joke around.
Person 1: "Hey did you finish the advanced factoring of Calculus Polynomials??"
Person 2: "Hey man remember that time at the fair when you puked?"
Person 3: "Dude, you're stalling the flow."
Euphemism for masturbating.
Origin - somebody from our office building appears to masturbate in the 4th stall in our shared bathroom every afternoon.
"I don't feel much like going out tonight. I'm going to 4th stall it at home."
"It's been a slow day at work - I 4th stalled all afternoon."
A. To hit someone when they aren't looking
B. To hit someone without making it aware that you want to fight them
C. To hit someone from a blind side
Kwame: Dang bro, how'd you lose to Kel!?
Jose: He stalled off of me, dude didn't even give me a chance to square up
Kwame: Dude's are STILL stalling off? Wow, I thought you lost fair and square.....Guess not
A game where two men walk into a stall and compare penis sizes. The more bestowed stays. Loser leaves the bathroom. This is repeated until a king is named.
John: “Bro, Caden absolutely destroyed me in King of the Stall today”
Jaden: “Yeah man I heard he gained 2 inches over the summer”
Being a very revolutionary concept, Poo Stalling is when one holds in their poo for the sole purpose pooping later when an undesirable event comes up that the poo-carrier would rather not attend. Poo Stalling causes every attendee to wait on the individual who chooses to poo at the time of the event, causing them to be anxious, mad, or even outright anal (if you will). Fortunately, pooping is a practice that can deter any suspicion as to why the one Poo Stalling showed up late, or didn't show up at all. Poo Stalling is a valuable and strategic art. It can be the final solution when circumstances seem daunting. Poo Stalling can even save lives.
Hilary had to attend a lame forum but luckily by Poo Stalling she was able to miss half the lecture and avoid any overly-concerning questions by her peers.