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Euphemism for masturbating.
Origin - somebody from our office building appears to masturbate in the 4th stall in our shared bathroom every afternoon.
"I don't feel much like going out tonight. I'm going to 4th stall it at home."
"It's been a slow day at work - I 4th stalled all afternoon."
A label used to describe a person who prefers the floor as a vessel for their bowel movements and other calls of nature rather than a toilet, urinal, or garbage can.
Bro, did you see the bathroom yesterday?The walls and floor were covered with shit but the fucking toilet didn't suffer even a stain.
Seriously? Whoever that was is a fucking Stall Donkey.
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"Opens the stall door". Holy shit Frank I didn't expect that you- ... What the fuck? You're pissing on the floor dude FUCKING AIM!"Slams door" "Muffled yelling in the hall" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
"Later that day" Hey Frank I just wanted to tell you that you're a total Stall Donkey and that you should kill yourself because you're insane"
The act of walking into a bathroom stall, only to notice there is some kind of fecal monstrosity in the toilet. You then proceed to the next stall, only to see the same thing again. The process repeats endlessly, often causing several bathrooms explorations and perpetual cycles of stall infiltration, hence the term "journey". Most likely to occur in a high school, stadium, or night club bathroom.
Person 1: "I hate the bathrooms here at this stadium, no one cares enough to flush so I'm always going on a twenty minute stall journey".
Person 2: "Yeah, It's like I'm on a magical quest to find a porcelain treasure chest not filled with poo."
A game where two men walk into a stall and compare penis sizes. The more bestowed stays. Loser leaves the bathroom. This is repeated until a king is named.
John: “Bro, Caden absolutely destroyed me in King of the Stall today”
Jaden: “Yeah man I heard he gained 2 inches over the summer”
Being a very revolutionary concept, Poo Stalling is when one holds in their poo for the sole purpose pooping later when an undesirable event comes up that the poo-carrier would rather not attend. Poo Stalling causes every attendee to wait on the individual who chooses to poo at the time of the event, causing them to be anxious, mad, or even outright anal (if you will). Fortunately, pooping is a practice that can deter any suspicion as to why the one Poo Stalling showed up late, or didn't show up at all. Poo Stalling is a valuable and strategic art. It can be the final solution when circumstances seem daunting. Poo Stalling can even save lives.
Hilary had to attend a lame forum but luckily by Poo Stalling she was able to miss half the lecture and avoid any overly-concerning questions by her peers.
When there is work to be done, yet all you do is joke around.
Person 1: "Hey did you finish the advanced factoring of Calculus Polynomials??"
Person 2: "Hey man remember that time at the fair when you puked?"
Person 3: "Dude, you're stalling the flow."
A. To hit someone when they aren't looking
B. To hit someone without making it aware that you want to fight them
C. To hit someone from a blind side
Kwame: Dang bro, how'd you lose to Kel!?
Jose: He stalled off of me, dude didn't even give me a chance to square up
Kwame: Dude's are STILL stalling off? Wow, I thought you lost fair and square.....Guess not