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when you have to be removed from an area and the mode of transportation is the wheelchair. The result of drinking enough.
paul- how was your thanksgiving?
bray- allright. the family went to the chiefs/broncos game. Colin was OOC'n outrageous and got in a fight with a cop and had to leave.
paul- did he get arrested?
bray- nah, they put him in handcuffs and escoted to the parking lot in a wheelchair.
paul- Wheelchair Status on thanksgiving?!!? I bet the BabyGlove was proud.
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when you have more that 5 facebook statuses in less then 10 minutes. eventually blowing up everyone news feed and resulting in no friends.
dave: STOP BLOWING UP MY NEWS FEED WITH YOU GAY ASS STATUSES!
willy: sorry, i was having a status attack
1. the state of ones hair after getting out of the bed in the morning; bed head.
2. whenever afro hairdos are in style.
Napoleon Dynamite never fixed his hair before going to school. Eventually his wild puffy hairdo became the status fro and everyone adopted the style.
usually an inside joke or funny anecdote that you deem worthy to put on your myspace as your headline.
friend 1- "i was not a crappy hamper...OOPS! i meant happy camper!"
friend 2- "Headline Status!!!"
When some one has more women than they can handle. Cheats on thier girlfriend/wife for more than one women
"that guy has total tiger status"
"man I feel bad for rebecca her boy friend is tiger status
A girl that has the exact same facial and body pose in every single one of her photos.
Usually a girl who always has a duckface and/or arches her back to show off her butt in every photo.
"I'm so tired of seeing Karen's photos. She's a Statue Bitch, always having the same stupid duck face and turning her body to the right side while arching her back so her butt looks bigger.
When couples repeatedly use Facebook Statuses or tweets to show unnecessary affection for everyone on Facebook to see,though we understand their love, we don't need to hear about it all the time over the internet
Me: Hey did you see Tyler's Status
Friend: No, what'd it look like
Me: Some boring affection for his girlfriend that no one wants to see
Friend: Yeah, I wish he'd stop having Status Sex
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