soggy stocking

A soggy stocking is when an individual masturbates (wanks) and releases their semen into a sock, and after the semen has saturated the sock it is then placed back on the foot of that individual

I was in a rush for work but wanted to blow a load (ejaculate) before I left, to save time I wore a soggy stocking

Barry Stock

Barry Stock is the lead guitarist in the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace.

Barry Stock kicks ass!

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Stock Boner

Intense excitement over a mediocre daily gain in the stock market.

"Pritchard had a huge stock boner when his pharm company gained .02% last Friday."

connor stocks

full time wasteman with whiskers and a coral tash

is that coral or connor stocks?

Stock Prices

something that's hip/ trendy

Yo fucked my mom... that's pretty Stock Prices

cock stock

chicken stock for your cock

Ayo u want some cock stock?

Stock the pond

Hiring attractive female employees to a sales team in order to promote high morale and productivity as well as customer service.

Manager: good employees are quitting left and right, what can we do?
HR dept: we can always stock the pond. Typically good sales people (men) will stick around when they work with eye candy.

Manager: great idea but no fat chicks