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The word "stoner" is commonly used to describe someone who smokes marijuana or hash on a regular basis. Stoners consider themselves to be friendly, fun-loving, non-judgemental, and harmless. Rarely mentioned, however, is how lazy, worthless, annoying, flakey, boring and unproductive a good 95% of them are. A common phrase used among stoners is "I don't need weed to have fun", yet strangely you never see them go a day without it.
Stoners, in their "enlightened" state, are the first to speak out against controversial issues and injustices but the very last to ever lift a finger over it. Most (but not all) tend to resemble the character Shaggy from the cartoon show Scooby Doo in either looks or general behaviour. A stoner will tell you how great a sense of humor he has, but usually laughs at things that are not truly that funny in a sober state of mind.
When confronted about their overall worthlessness, stoners vehemently deny that smoking weed makes them losers or hinders success in life. While some successful people DO indeed smoke marijuana, they are usually not actually stoners, meaning they partake only occassionaly and not as a lifestyle. The few stoners who ARE successful and live fulfilling lives are a rare breed, and not truly representative of what it is to be a stoner. Unbeknownst to them, there is a difference between a pot smoker and a full-out stoner.
If you are a stoner, you should be ashamed of yourself and extinguish your joint on your own exposed flesh immediately. Aim higher, get a girlfriend, find a new hobby, and get a decent job. Then when you discover better things in life, you'll finally figure out why everyone looked down on you.
Stoners believe that smoking weed likens them to famous figures such as Jimi Hendrix, 50 Cent, Ali G, Johnny Knoxville, Bill Clinton, Cheech & Chong and Bob Marley. Guess what? It doesn't.
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People who smoke weed, and sometimes other drugs.
Stoners are people who smoke marijuana regularly.
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The people who appreciate life more than the average person.
Think about how many teachers, musicians, writers, directors, actors, republicans, parents, lawyers, doctors, clerks, patients, artists, painters, etc. smoke weed every day
Asshole: He's such a stoner
Smart Guy: You're just jealous cause he sold more albums than you, it rocks to be a stoner!
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Someone who smokes weed on a daily basis.
"Where'd Myles go?"
"He's outside smoking again."
"Gosh, he's such a stoner."
They are the citizens of this world that annoy me the most. If I hear one more pothead recite statistics about tobacco vs. marijuana, I will gladly blow my fucking head off. We get it. Legalizing marijuana is your number one objective and you will spout mind-numbing information straight into my earholes until I finally join the bandwagon. At one point in our lives, none of us gave a flying fuck about drugs. The majority of people against pot today, were driven against it by the very people supporting it. NO, marijuana will not kill you. NO, it will not directly turn you to harder drugs. NO, it will not make you kill people or go insane or any of the scare tactics used in the 1920's against marijuana that I have been forced to watch ridiculous movies about because my older brother is one of you idiots. NONE of those scare tactics are correct, and the U.S. government officials were wrong in lying to the American citizens about the effects of marijuana to justify making it illegal. They should have been truthful in telling the United States that marijuana only makes you a Lazy Pretentious Asshole.
The stoners in my apartment complex won't stop blasting Bob Marley music and their bootleg copy of the movie 'Shottas'.
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A stoner is a person who enjoys smoking the herb very much. It can be used by an insult, but when it is used with a negative connotation it's usually said by extremely uptight and right-wing who are again marijuana use. Stoners are usually very friendly, peaceful, and happy people. They preach peace and love. Some people who smoke a lot of marijuana are unmotivated and do poorly in school or don't get good jobs. But that is certainly not true for all users. I smoke quite often and I am fit, healthy, intelligent and maintain a 3.7 GPA. Many who talk down about people who choose to smoke the herb smoke cigarettes or drink alcohol, both of which kill thousands of people each year, while marijuana has killed no one at all.
hey man, let's be stoners and smoke some mary jane then color! hell yes
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A person who frequently uses drugs most commonly marijuanaand gets stoned lots.
Daniel is a very good example of a stoner
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