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A piece of paper, napkin or otherwise, used to absorb a load of jizz that a man produces when jerking off to relieve stress.
This has been a crappy day at work. I'm going to grab some stress napkins, go to the bathroom, and have some alone time.
Referring to one's place of overbearing worry and exhaustion. Often used during trying times. i.e. workspace, libraries, jail, households and classrooms
I can't go back to Cassie's party, that place is a total stress nest right now.
Becoming stressed after watching people making bad decisions in a show or movie. If you or a loved one have ever gotten anxiety from watching people made stupid decisions in a movie or show, you may be entitled to financial compensation
“I love Stranger Things, but I get show stress from watching people make stupid decisions in it.”
“That horror movie wasn’t really scary. I just got really bad show stress from watching the characters make bad decisions.”
That guilty/pressured feeling you get when a stripper is on stage not making money.
I'm really enjoying watching her dance, but the stripper stress is really starting to get to me.
We got to leave, I am all out of cash and the stripper stress is killing me.
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The stress that is put on the heart when someone is morbidly obese. This is usually caused, because the person eats at McDonalds every day.
Fuck I have so much fat stress on my heart. x.x
NOOO IMA HAVE A HEART ATTACK FROM THIS FAT STRESS FML
I would never get fat stress unless I was paid to eat a heart attack.
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An especially long and loud anal eruption of putrid gas, brought on by sudden physical stress, such as bending to lift a heavy object.
My mom was bending over to lift a large sofa, when she suddenly blew a stress fart. I could not believe it, I'd never heard my mom fart before!!
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There are any number of ways you can release stress.
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