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A crisis intestinal issue. Term coined after a friend with intestinal distress, while travelling in a car back to work after eating at a Jason's Deli restaurant, was pleading for the driver to stop at a Subway restaurant, which was the nearest restroom possibility. The driver was unable to make it to Subway, and as they passed the Subway, the friend in distress was moaning "Ohh Subwayyyy, Subwayyyy!"
Pull over quickly, the taco bell is causing a Subway moment.
A vile sexual act reserved for dirty jail cells and the basements of the stickiest gay bars. An act so unspeakable that it cannot be put into words.
Jared Fogle screamed to his cell mate, "Please no! Not the double subway! Anything but that!"
The act of two people pressing each others asses together with assholes in perfect alignment and shitting a turd back and forth.
Me and Ralph are gonna take a ride on the shit subway if you know what I mean.
adj. when your butt is all dirty from riding in the NYC subways
Jeff: “Hey get off the clean hotel bed, you have a subway butt!”
Sarah: “Okay, okay, I will!”
When someone pees in the subway and the pee runs off onto you.
- How was the end of your birthday night?
- It was great! But then I rode home and felt the warmth of a subway shower. I should've walked.
when someone sits on another persons lap and they both shit into the toilet
my dad was on the toilet so i was forced to do the Swedish subway with him