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The act of two people pressing each others asses together with assholes in perfect alignment and shitting a turd back and forth.
My wife and I invented an new sex act called subwaying!!! I walked in on my son and his new boyfriend subwaying, they acted like I didn't know what they were doing but where do you think he learned it from?
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The only fast food place in the known universe where the lids don't fit the cups correctly.
They make up for it by making some badass cookies.
Guy 1: Dude! What happened?!
Guy 2: I went to grab my drink from the top and the cup fell to the fucking ground, unleashing the flood gates of the Panama Canal onto my new shoes. At least I got a free Subway cookie out of it.
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a place that makes awesome subs but won't help u lose wieght as well as they say.
subway is one of the best places to eat i know of.
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(verb) The past tense of the verb to subway. It refers to an action taken in New York City when you take the MTA Subway. It is most commonly used if the person took the subway as an alternative to walking.
Guy 1: Sorry I'm Late
Guy 2: Why are you late?
Guy 1: I walked to Union Square but it was cold so I subwayed the rest of the way.
The only restaurant where ducks eat for free.
Let me have the steak fajita sub, but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck.
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Someone who has a penis of 1 foot, referring to the foot long sandwich sold in Subway.
Tom: dude my dick is 12".
Graeme: Idk you was a Subway, you legend!
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An English indie rock band. They originated in Hertfordshire, England. There are three people in the band:
Billy Lunn- Guitar and vocals.
Charlotte Cooper- Vocals and bass.
Josh Morgan- Drums.
Charlotte and Billy are engaged and have been engaged for a few years. They released ten EPs, one being a collection of live songs, before they released a full length album, Young For Eternity.
They are a notable band because they recorded in their own home and not in a studio and toured the London circuit extensively, becoming popular before a full length album was even released. Thanks to the holy land that is the Internet, they gained popularity quickly.
Person #1: Hey, did you listen to that new song by The Subways?
Person #2: Yeah. It's dope.
Person #1: And the video for 'Oh Yeah'?
Person #2: I'd tap Charlotte for sure.
Person #1: Dude. She's got a fiancee.
Person #2: ... dang.
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