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When you wake up with a dead, floppy and unresponsive arm after sleeping on it all night and since it’s the morning you want to whack one out with the fresh hardy, use the dead arm and it almost..feels..like..you get the picture.
1. Steeeve bro, swear I had the maddest sunrise superwank this morning, felt a bit like Stylax from Plebs. I almost achieved nirvana. Swear down.
2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.
When a girl wakes up to the sunrise with jizz on her face from a nasty one night stand.
She got way too drunk last night and woke up to a frosted sunrise.
When you wake a girl up by ejaculating on her face.
Man your girl must really love you if she let you give her a frosted sunrise.
The act of waking a person by means of vomiting within their mouth while gaping in sleep. Followed by holding the mouth shut and holding said victim down.
A great method of revenge, or annoyance.
Use with caution, you will be killed.
-Jimmy wouldn't stop snoring last night so i woke him with a chunky sunrise.
-Whats that?
-Here, look, i got it on tape!
-....... wut? O_O..... OH SHIT!!!!!! WTF MAN!!!
-I know right!!!!
When you fuck an Indian girl on her period.
Damn bruh, I Bombay Sunrise'd Sara so hard last night.
A sex act where a recipient receives a milk enema, followed shortly by vigorous anal penetration, resulting in the churning of the milk into butter.
"Dude, don't eat that! It's not butter, it's an Amish Sunrise." - Papa Frank, Pizza Time Pizza
A vietnamese sunrise is when you shove bamboo chips into your foreskin and then wank.
Man, I had a Vietnamese Sunrise last week, and I'm still pissing like I got kidney cancer.