Steeeve

Steeeves are rare to find in the wild but when you find one be sure to shout it's name to get it's attention. Steeeves are a rare creature of baby unicorn, hitman, drug dealer, and semi-human in one. They always insist they have magic though most reject it their magic never fails. Though most people say they have different names they will always be known as Steeeve at heart. They are also thought to be immortal but it is told that there are a few rare types of magical creatures out there with the ability to kill this creature. Steeeves can go months without sleep and do not require food or water to survive. If you ever find a Steeeve be sure to not miss the chance to talk to them but never spell their name with less than 3 'e's. Steeeves have quick wits and good jokes. Steeeves are also known as the "Meme Legends" seemingly having every meme ever made saved on their phone. They will not turn down the chance to add someone to their hitlist if you are mad at someone. They are also theater kids most of the time.

Person1: "Did you hear Steeeve transferred to our school?"
Person2: "Finally I've always wanted to out meme him!"
Person1: "Trying to out meme a Steeeve is a death wish!"