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Cupping your hand in a swan beak like fashion in order to perform a more gentle anal fisting insertion.
When anal fisting your significant other, it is better to to use the Diving Swan approach for their comfort.
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A character from the poorly written 'Twilight' Series.
It would have been sp much better if James would have killed her..
bella swan is just as boring as edward they belong together.
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The main character in the 'Twilight' series. A girl who somehow has to choose between Beastiality and Necrophilia.
"Should I choose the furry, or the sparkly?" - Bella swan
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Bella swan is a stupid bitch who dosen't deserve Edward or Jacob. She also thinks that everyone loves her. Although she is the most retarded character in the Twilight series everyone wants to be her
look at bella Swan she's such a slut
bella: oh jacob doing this for me cause he loves me!! aww soo sweet
Jacob: no i'm not you stupid bitch! i don't love you anymore... i like your daughter cause your a whore
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1. The opposite of a "silly goose", some who takes things very seriously.
A: "That comedian was hilarious! I bet off-stage he's a real silly goose."
B: "I've met him a few times, you'll find he's actually quite the serious swan."
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An obvious mary-sue with no personality who gets all the hot guys to fall in love with her, (e.g. Tyler) but ends up choosing mediocre, fairy, wait no, I meant edgy vampire, with "sparkly" skin, mind reading, extreme overrated speed. I think his speed was taken by the Flash. Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, no I mean Cullen, she gets married to him in Breaking Dawn, are obvious mary-sues themselves. Why couldn't James just suck her blood out and kill her?
Twilight Fangirl: I wish I was Bella Swan. DX
Twilight Hater: So you want to have the personality of nothingness and slight depression as it says so in the first book?
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An event or occurrence that deviates beyond what is normally expected of a situation and that would be extremely difficult to predict.
Reeses' Peanut Butter Cups were formed by a Black Swan event when a truck carrying peanut butter ran into a truck carrying chocolate.
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