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Pants that fit so tight they tighten the testicles and cause the specimen to walk funny.
Damn look at him wearing them testicle tightners!
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A figurative device, in which a woman hold's a man's manhood, preventing him from acting as per his natural state. Implicit in this arrangement is that the woman has means of reprisal against the man, and should he misbehave, grave consequences await. Most commonly used to describe arrangements in spousal or significant-other relationships, but can also be used in other scenarios where a woman has power over a man, and he must accede to her demands or face consequences. Often abbreviated, just 'TLB', especially when used in polite company.
The word is only correctly used if the man feels emasculated as a result - it does not cover all situations where a woman has authority over a man. A female boss who just threatens to fire a guy would not have him in a testicle lockbox if he feels machismo because of it.
In the late 90's, perhaps the genesis of the term, it was used to describe the arrangement Hillary Clinton had come to with Bill Clinton after the Monica Lewinsky scandal erupted.
Q: Joe, you wanna go bowling tonight?
A: Naw, man, my old lady, she don't want me being out late.
Q: She's totally got you in a testicle lockbox.
A: Shuddup.
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To be without testicles.
Pronounced "Sans TESTI-CLEES", emphasis on the final syllable.
First known use was Episode 41 of Family Guy, "Screwed the Pooch", released in 2001.
If Nick isn't going to shut the fuck up, he better start applying for a new passport - because his new name will be "Sans Testicles"
From Family Guy:
Mr. Putersmith: You know Brian, this is a lot like a greek tragedy. Of course you'll be playing the role of Sans testicles.
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When all of the guests at a particular party are male.
Danny hoped his party would attract tons of hot local bitches, but as the night progressed it became clear that his living room had become a complete testicle festival.
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The act of placing someone's head between a man's legs, facing forward, as if wearing his testicles for glasses.
I showed that bitch where her place was when I gave her a pair of testicle spectacles!
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When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles
Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles
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Eyes that are very sensitive to light.
Jim: Hey, I am going to take Tim to the park tomorrow. I hear it is going to be a nice sunny day.
Demetri: That's not a good idea. Tim's got testicle eyes.
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