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Very painful infection in the testicles. May have moderate to severe pain. Medical help is strongly suggested for proper diagnosis.
Why are you looking up medical conditions on a site mainly used for modern day slangs?
Man 1: Oh shit I think I got testicular infection!
Man 2: Go get a doctor to properly diagnose it!
Man 1: AAHHHH GOD IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!
When during doggystyle intercourse the mans balls slap against the taint of the partner so hard that it either hurts the giver or the taker.
"It was fun but all the testicular warfare left me kinda queasy."
Sometimes shortened to TE, there are two definitions of this word:
1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.
2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.
Dumbass: DUDE did you see Jim today?
Dude: No, what happened?
Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!
Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!
Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!
Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?
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When a wild, macho, "man's man" gets with a woman that dominates him and, figuratively speaking, castrates him.
Tony used to love to hang out and party all night, gettin all kinds of ho's! Then he got with this domineering b****, now he's suffering from testicular atrophy.
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The act of some how contracting testicular cancer by watching too many Manswers episodes about penises
Josh got a bad case of Testicular Manswer after that new episode yesterday.
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The act of malice towards another man's testicles. This explains why some animals have small balls and others have their balls inside their body.
That bitch just unleashed testicular malice on your shit man. Not cool.
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According to the Bible, (Samuel 5:6-9) testicular cancer was one of God's many pestilences.
But after they had moved it, the LORD's hand was against that city, throwing it into a great panic. He afflicted the people of the city, both young and old, with an outbreak of tumors.
And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.
This isn't the only mention of testicular cancer: if the repeated use of 'hand' didn't tip you off; the Bible(s) is/are very repetitive
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