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Thai nugget

The result of nuggatizing a thai lady boy and then dunking them in disinfectant. Then selling them on the black market for prostiution (being used as a fleshlight). The buyer will carry them away under their arm like a suitcase. They can be customised.

Thanks for the Thai nugget! Could you customise it to hold my shit pants?

by chode boiler April 29, 2011

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Thai Revenge

The hot lava your body expels anally after eating Thai food.

I spiced it up last night. Had a heavy 8 on a scale of 10 at the Thai place. Now my ass is on fire, been on the toilet all morning…Thai Revenge strikes again.

by BigBallsHills January 5, 2014

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Thai-handshake

A completely unorthodox, improvised and off the cuff sex act.

Andrew scored a Thai-handshake from Vivien in the bathroom at the prom after party.

by urabanodictionaro May 19, 2017

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Muay Thai

A martial arts developed in Thailand, even as a modern sport its very effective. developed from Krabi Krabong, it became Muay Boran and had a lot more moves in its arsenal. the system was based on the fact that if u lose ur weapons during war, u have to quickly dispose of ur opponent becuz there might be more comin towards u, which is why the moves were developed to be so powerful that it can kill the enemy in one strike. The practice was kept up largely by Buddhist monks who were the keepers and teachers of all arts both practical and spiritual. Temples began holding fights during festive occasions. As every Thai man is expected to live as a monk at least once in his life the art grew in popularity among common people, so much so that it was said that any man worth his salt would practice it.

now as a sport it is very popular, and a main source of income for sum familys in thailand. its name Muay Thai basically means Thai Boxing or Thai fist, its sumtimes viewed as an insult if u say kickboxing instead or Thai Kickboxing, though it is forgiven as ignorance is bliss (yet u look retarded to my ppl.. and asia.. and ppl who know about martial arts...)

Japanese kickboxing was developed from Muay Thai, just without the Thai parts (music, Ram Muay etc) and has kept the same moves and principle, famous praticioners are alot of the Japanese fighters in K-1 lol (MASATO!!!!)

it has nuthin to do wit american kickboxing, becuz that came from an american who "learned" karate, so ppl who wanted full contact can have it, and yet bitched about muay thai havin knees and elbows WEN KARATE HAS THEM TOO!!!, and is a gr8 shame to the martial arts world (poor japanese, myt aswell go and learn boxercise) please dnt be offended, its just u guys show off for no reason wit ur stars on ur trousers and... thats all u got, and they look terrible and has no reason AND U GOT PADS FUCKIN PADS ON UR FEET THAT AINT FULL CONTACT ITS JUST OVER THE TOP SPARRING...

Muay Thai - "Every part of the Thai is blessed with venom. Even with his bare hands, he can fell nine or ten opponents. But his Lord was incompetent and lost the country to the enemy. If he would have been any good, there was no way the City of Ayutthaya would ever have fallen."

by Berty893 February 10, 2009

36πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Thai hole

your burning asshole that is covered in spicy chili oil from yesterday's pad thai, which you are now passing via a sloppy, thai-infused shit splatter

Jack: "I can't stop stuffing this delicious and spicy pad thai into my piehole."
Mack: "That's pretty spicy, bro. You'd better go easy or tomorrow you're gonna be nursing an angry, red Thai hole."

by Barb10331 September 6, 2007

24πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


thai kiss

to press your lips and nose gently to one's cheek and inhale, 'kissing' them with your nose

thai kiss is a tradition in Thailand; noun

by wamk?! March 19, 2011

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Thai kid

Gay mother fucker who will try to take you girl but will fail and they are fucking annoying when you play video games

He is a Thai kid

by Boii get that out of here December 17, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž